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Dispatches from Clown World: Episode 30
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Dispatches from Clown World: Episode 30

The Methed-Up Gay Zombie Cicada-pocalypse

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This week we take a foray into Clown World science and discuss the 13 and 17 year cicadas which will be emerging this year, and which apparently suffer from a fungus which pumps them with amphetamines while making their genitalia collapse. “Them” magazine is quite excited about the whole thing.

Other topics include: the sick Congresswoman who didn’t vote on the FISA bill, the advances of the Karen Militia, the Pizza Index, an unfortunate baby named Rochbert Ozymandias Wolverine who unsurprisingly is from a freak family, Iran’s war theater, and the pregnant alien mummies of Peru.

Our Meeting of the Week is Germany cancelling a Palestine conference.

In Clown World History, it has been 5 years since the roof of Notre Dame caught on fire.

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